chinese-zeus:

lollipops are so weird youre literally swallowing your own flavored saliva

(via mediocwhore)

pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

(via rrrachthegreat)

Don’t worry, it came back and bit me in the ass after all

  • friend: do you want to hang out?
  • me: i have to ask my mom
  • me: *doesn't ask mom*
  • me: she said no

(via lloveyou)

Drunk text me. Text me when the music is loud and there are girls dancing around you and you’re not quite coherent and you’re not quite yourself. Drunk text me that you love me or that you miss me or that I’m on your mind. Let the alcohol tell me all the things you won’t say sober. — (via laurenrosenicole)

(via rrrachthegreat)

(via grxunded)

thesassycat:

thesassycat:

thesassycat:

thesassycat:

I was so sleep deprived the other day that I tried to zoom in on a paper

wtf I just made that post

oh wait that is my post

I havent slept in 2 days

(via postulation)

rumpelstiltskln:

if I had a twin I would go into crowds of strangers and profess my love to someone and then say “if our love isn’t meant to be, I will go back in time and slap myself” and then my twin would burst in and slap me

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

golgibodies:

im so vain, i think people are hitting on me when they’re probably just being nice 

shwagerr:

obeybabypuma:

shwagerr:

idonthaveatumbler01:

shwagerr:

I had a dream that the sweats I ordered did not fit at all and they ripped. Is this a sign

Booty getting too big

Booty getting out of control

Booty off the loot

Booty got no chill