zackisontumblr:

i bet rhinos cant talk because they would make too many jokes about being horny

(via grxunded)

katherineobscura:

Guys be like “don’t wear leggings if you don’t got no ass” and I see you bitches walking around in muscle shirts without any muscles so pipe the fuck down

(via grxunded)

5herlockholme5:

thepainofthefeels:

5herlockholme5:

ha im a piece of trash

As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up.
Is seven okay?

you smooth fucker

(via this--too--shall--pass)

He left… Everyone leaves.

i-really-doughnut-like-you:

ruinedchildhood:

Remember the time Squidward thought Sponge Bob was coming out.

I NEVER UNDERSTOOD THIS as a child and oh my god

(via postulation)

And I do end up feeling like the bad guy… I do… No matter what…

So then he just gives up. Great.

Because I’m the asshole, right? Like always. I’m just so fucking imperfect and I fuck everything up and I just fucking suck. I’m just the worst fucking person aren’t i? Yeah. I totally am.

(via dammmit)

umhi-im-alexis:

"Open books, not legs" is the dumbest shit ever like

if I wanna read then I’ll read

and if I wanna fuck then I’ll fuck

and if I wanna rest my book against a hot guy’s head while he puts it between my spread legs then I’m gonna fucking do that bye

This made me laugh way more than it should have

(via grxunded)

umhi-im-alexis:

"Open books, not legs" is the dumbest shit ever like

if I wanna read then I’ll read

and if I wanna fuck then I’ll fuck

and if I wanna rest my book against a hot guy’s head while he puts it between my spread legs then I’m gonna fucking do that bye

(via grxunded)

(via grxunded)

so-personal:

everything personal

so-personal:

everything personal

(via breakinq)

There are six* sides to Tumblr

  • Side one: Pictures of Starbucks and girls who have dip-dyed hair
  • Side two: People crying over fictional gay couples
  • Side three: genuinely fucked up people looking for support and a place they don't have to hide. An escape.
  • Side four: porn.
  • Side five: BANDSBANDSBANDSBANDSBANDS
  • Side six: The super geeky and crazy intelligent nerds who only come out of their labs to teach us all a lesson on anything science related.